BUBE joined the likes of Red Rover ('97, GM Ed Seto), Rumbling Romanians ('98, GM Josh Vesh) and Skintight Leather Assless Bodysuits ('99, GM Dave Brodkin) as 4 of the last 5 Steamroller champions have fallen in the quarterfinals.

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Getting to the bloody point... on to WIR #15!

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**** GAME OF THE WEEK ****
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#4 Dude 67
#5 Boobies! 48

RWatters' broken ankle happened just in time for Dude to get SAlexander back in the lineup for EGeorge - and to reverse their 4-game losing streak. Boobies! countered with 2 TDs for Booba, but mere treys from Hearst, Holt and Pinky makes it 7 straight years without Cals in the Ags Bowl.

kerry 9 smack 18 shaun 18 booker 3 conway 9 becht 6 seabass 4
weinke 9 hearst 3 antowain 15 tholt 3 pinky 3 bubba 12 akers 3
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Other games:

#1 Brooding Unicorn Blithe Elephant 36
#8 Everyone Go Deep 43

BUBE picked the wrong week for Keyshawn and Boston to get shutout. Peyton and Dominic put together the Sunday Nitro magic to win this one for Gary. The difference... Alge 9, Keyshawn 0.

gannon 6 cmartin 9 atrain 3 keyj'son 0 boston 0 byron 3 feely 15
peyton 6 jstew 0 dominic 15 keenan 6 freeman 0 alge 9 nedney 7
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#2 Mahatma's Minions 53
#7 Short-Changed Bastards of Persia 14

Marshall wasn't supposed to do his former GM/mentor like that. Randy wasn't supposed to disappear on his current GM/mentor like that. Joebob moves on to the semis. Ali's reign as Ags Bowl champ is over.

brunell 6 mfaulk 27 huntley 9 pprice 3 isaac 0 walls 0 p'son 8
mcnabb 3 prentice 0 garner 6 rmoss 0 rice 3 kbrady 0 hanson 2
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#3 Having a Hard Time 32
#6 Uffdalators 24

Kevin was done in by the combined 0 from RWilliams and TiBrown. Brett and LaDainian came through for Richard.

favre 9 priest 3 tom'son 9 oronde 0 w'brook 3 wycheck 0 v'jagt 8
vanpelt 6 rw''ms 0 dillon 6 tibrown 0 plaxico 9 sharpe 0 cahney 3
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#9 Cleveland Steamers 40
#16 Pimps de la Nast 42

Look at that little Chrebet go! Vesh's club was clearly upset over their failed appeal to get into the playoffs - losing to the last-place Pimps. Jamel jammed for 18 on the frozen tundra to setup Chrebet's Sunday Night heroics.

plummer 0 emmitt 6 ahman 9 jsmith 6 trb'n 3 conwell 6 stover 10
warner 9 tyrone 0 jamel 18 chrebet 6 cris 3 chad 0 l'well 6
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#10 Jersey Juggernauts 42
#15 Rabbis Rappin' on 'Roids 25

Warrick and Marvin bada bing!ed for John. Adam got solid efforts from Freddie and Olindo, but Garcia and Tiki really came up short.

green 6 wdunn 9 gay 0 thrash 0 mhar'son 12 ej'son 0 hollis 15
jgarcia 3 tiki 3 chapman 0 hakim 0 moulds 6 freddie 6 mare 7
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#11 Invasive Species 22
#14 Blue Collar Workers 70

Whew! Brad really took Stan behind the woodshed in this one. Who would've thunk that starting 3 Steelers would get you 36 pts?!? And Plaxico gave Kevin 9 more (and KBrown scored 11 for JoePa's bench). Stan's Invasive Species looked like they didn't belong.

flute 6 maurice 6 sister 0 to 9 dalex'er 0 mr clean X dawson 1
slash 18 fu-ma'la 9 lamar 3 heinz 9 chambers 6 pollard 9 mgram 16
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#12 Black Knights of the Charles 20
#13 Fighting Poopy Diapers 44

JHorn is making a move up the WR scoring chart. Brodz and Brad might be headed for the scrub bowl title. JoePa is still one win shy of ''Bear'' Seto for 15th on the all-time wins list.

brooks 12 bennett 0 kfaulk 0 sch'der 0 qadry 0 riemer 0 wilkins 8
elvis 0 sdavis 9 pittman 9 j'vicius 3 horn 15 tonyg 0 edinger 8

Playoff Bracket:

Quarters	Semis	Aglione Bowl XI
#1 BUBE
#8 EGD
	EGD
#4 Dude	Dude
#5 Boobs		Dude/EGD
		MM/HaHT
#2 MM
#7 SCBoP	MM
	HaHT	3rd Place
#3 HaHT		*********
#6 Uffda	Consolation	Dude/EGD
	***********	MM/HaHT
	BUBE
	Boobs	5th Place
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	SCBoP	BUBE/Boobs
	Uffda	SCBoP/Uffda
		7th Place
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		BUBE/Boobs
		SCBoP/Uffda

anti-playoff Bracket:

Quarters	Semis	Scrub Bowl
#9 CS
#16 Pimps
	Pimps
#12 BKotC	FPD
#13 FPD		FPD/Pimps
		JJ/BCW
#10 JJ
#15 RRR	JJ
	BCW	11th Place
#11 IS		*********
#14 BCW	Consolation	FPD/Pimps
	***********	JJ/BCW
	CS
	BKotC	13th Place
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	RRR	CS/BKotC
	IS	IS/RRR
		Last Place
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		CS/BKotC
		IS/RRR

Playoff Game Tiebreakers:

During the regular season... if two teams tie with respect to starter points and bench points, the game is declared a tie. In the playoffs, the tiebreaker system below is employed:
1) BENCH POINTS
2) TOTAL YARDS (PASSING, RUSHING, RECEIVING) BY STARTERS
3) BENCH YARDS
4) COIN TOSS

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SEASON POINTS LEADERS
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QB
160 Kurt Warner (Pimps de la Nast)
149 Peyton Manning (Everyone Go Deep)
142 Jeff Garcia (Rabbis Rappin' on 'Roids)

RB
191 Marshall Faulk (Mahatma's Minions)
153 Shaun Alexander (Dude)
141 Priest Holmes (Having a Hard Time)
138 Ahman Green (Cleveland Steamers)
129 Corey Dillon (Uffdalators)
120 Ricky Williams (Uffdalators)

WR
138 Terrell Owens (Invasive Species)
132 Marvin Harrison (Jersey Juggernauts)
116 Rod Smith (Mahatma's Minions)
105 Randy Moss (Short-Changed Bastards of Persia)
102 Joe Horn (Fighting Poopy Diapers)
99 Tim Brown (Uffdalators)
99 David Boston (Brooding Unicorn Blithe Elephant)

TE
63 Marcus Pollard (Blue Collar Workers)
56 Tony Gonzalez (Fighting Poopy Diapers)
54 Bubba Franks (Boobies!)

PK
114 Jeff Wilkins (Black Knights of the Charles)
109 Jason Elam (Mahatma's Minions)
106 Sebastian Janikowski (Dude)

Clark	Advantage	Gary
KCollins		PManning
SAlexander		DRhodes
SMack		JStewart
MBooker		AFreeman
CConway		KMcCardell
ABecht		ACrumpler
SJanikowski		JNedney

In Week 4 Clark beat Gary 40-23, but that game took place with Gary missing Peyton. This time around Gary's passing game should garner a slight advantage against Clark's. However Clark should have a decided edge in the running game.

**** Ground Goebel over Air Eigen: Dude by 3 ****

Joebob	Advantage	Richard
MBrunell		BFavre
MFaulk		PHolmes
RHuntley		LTomlinson
RSmith		MWestbrook
IBruce		CBradford
WWalls		FWycheck
JElam		MVanderjagt

In Week 14 Joebob destroyed Richard 65-38 to claim the #2 seed and homefield advantage for this rematch. Joebob survived his Bronco (RSmith and JElam) bye week much better than his Ram one. Richard is still scrambling to find some WR production. This game should hinge on MFaulk. If he goes off again, the Minions win. If the HaHT D can contain him, Richard has a chance.

**** Joebob's WRs should get it done: Minions by 6 ****

#1-Brooding Unicorn Blithe Elephant (13-2) vs. #5-Boobies! (8-7)
Will Wang win his first ever against Cals?

#6-Uffdalators (8-7) vs. #7-Short-Changed Bastards of Persia (7-8)
Kevin showed lots of promise early on. Ali showed promise late.

#13-Fighting Poopy Diapers (6-9) vs. #16-Pimps de la Nast (4-11)
Baby Brodz showing a little pride down the stretch. Shiv, too.

#10-Jersey Juggernauts (8-7) vs. #14-Blue Collar Workers (4-11)
John's unstable team hard to peg. Brad trying to set tone for next year.

#9-Cleveland Steamers (7-8) vs. #12-Black Knights of the Charles (6-9)
Expected more from Vesh and JoePa this season.

#11-Invasive Species (7-8) vs. #15-Rabbis Rappin' on 'Roids (3-12)
Stan is scrubbin' in up lately. Adam is sinking faster than ever.

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