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RFL01 - Foge's Fuzzy Forecast

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from the cubicle of foge fazio:

here is my forecast for what should prove to be a most highly competitive season of RFL action. the power ratings below were derived from player projections at the time of the draft. subsequent changes to player status (ahman green's hammy/groin, terrell davis' hurt arm, olindo mare's plantar fasciaitis, etc.) will only be reflected in the frantic roster gyrations of the GMs affected.


OK, no more of this Wangz Fogio stuff. Where is he coaching nowadays anyway?
Here are Pat's Fearful Predictions '01:

1. Mahatma's Minions... Solid every year. He's stolen my mojo!
2. Rich... may want to get some new WRs though
3. Black Knights... Don't know how they came out so big in my secret ranking formula.
4. Cleveland... Josh, I never knew you to be a cleveland type of guy.
5. Boobies!... The rankings are biased!
6. Pimps... Finally shook his Giants fetish, should help out in the standings
7. Brooding Unicorn... Should move higher
8. Dude... get a QB (i will never respect NY Giants, unless they are former Vikings, god forbid)
9. Persian Bastards... RBs will flop. Shorten the name please!
10. Rabbis... Just the name should sink this team. Actually, if not for the Lewis pick, they'd be OK
11. Jersey... Dunn ain't all that. Give the damn ball to Alstott
12. Everyone go deep... They have a good game plan, but too many players in the dog house
13. Poopy Diapers... I'm dropping the gauntlet early this year. Isaac showed poor RFL judgment when he let his Dad convince him to start those 2 "K" guys. Who?
14. Uffdalators... best team name. Star studded lineup is overrated! Williams, Dillon, Brown, and Sharpe will all underachieve this year
15. invasive species... There's only one performer in this bunch, TO. pray for anderson to rebound and alexander to repeat.
16. Blue Collar... the sentimental favorite! Watch for Cretin alum Weinke to make all-RFL


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